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God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

It's nice when little teams win.

I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I can handle pain.

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for.

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

Adam Sandler