My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
From Amy Sedaris
More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.
But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way home from school, I would go to the end of the block and turn.
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.
I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.
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