I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
From Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
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