I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.
From Arthur Smith
The real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.
It is London fashion week, and once again I haven't been invited to any shows. This is upsetting given my well-known love of fashion, or, as I think of it, playing with the dressing-up box.
Every generation of children has its private hero.
After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.
Theatricals can be irritating, but will provide a better night out than mobile phone salespeople.
I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.
If you want to write something of length, however modern and radical, you must live the life of an elderly gentleman of the 1950s.
Sometimes it's good to do something that you've never done before, so yesterday, I went out to buy Elton John's new album.
Global warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.
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