And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.
From Artie Lange
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
When you're an adult, when times are good, entire years go by in what feels like the space of one season. But the worst trick time plays on you is just how slowly the worst times in your life take you to live through.
My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.
I got cast on 'MADtv' as one of eight permanent cast members chosen from 8,000 comics who'd been screened. For any comic trying to make something of themselves, that was like hitting triple 7s-jackpot.
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