The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.
From Bill Vaughan
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
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