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The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

A friend in need is a pest.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

Bobby Heenan