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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

My parents were really nice to me.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

Bryan Callen