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You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Casey Stengel