Chelsea Handler

Notable Quotes



I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

From Chelsea Handler

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.

From Chelsea Handler

There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves are good. I try and embrace all those things. I try and embrace the times where I'm not sure of myself or I'm like, 'Is this going to work? Is this going to land?'

From Chelsea Handler

Every time I had a book come out, I'm like, 'Is it going to be number one?'

From Chelsea Handler

Seeing your parents fall apart is really rough. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.

From Chelsea Handler

I don't pretend to be a great interviewer; I don't even pretend to be good at my job.

From Chelsea Handler

There's a lot of pretty funny women out there.

From Chelsea Handler

I love Sandra Bullock. I think everybody loves her.

From Chelsea Handler

I try not to cheat on my boyfriends when I have them.

From Chelsea Handler

Have you ever been sued by a midget? It's not fun.

From Chelsea Handler

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