In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
From Craig Kilborn
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.
I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.
It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
People who go into show business are screwed up.
Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.
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