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I have surrounded myself with very smart people.

If I see something sagging, bagging or dragging I'll get it nipped, tucked or sucked.

I have a big gay and lesbian following and they've been very loyal and kind to me.

I'm not happy all the time, and I wouldn't want to be because that would make me a shallow person. But I do try to find the good in everybody.

Oh, I can spot a phoney a mile away.

I've been around longer than most of my fans have been alive.

People get a kick out of my stupidity.

I've never been a feminist.

I think there is a little magic in the fact that I'm so totally real but look so artificial at the same time.

I usually get up at 3 A.M. I don't require a lot of sleep, and if I get tired, I'll take a powernap during the day.

Dolly Parton