To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
From George Ade
Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.
A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
A good jolly is worth what you pay for it.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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