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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

George Burns