Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
From George Jean Nathan
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.
It is also said of me that I now and then contradict myself. Yes, I improve wonderfully as time goes on.
What passes for woman's intuition is often nothing more than man's transparency.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
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