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If you'd told the young Graham Norton that I'd one day have this amount of money, I'd have assumed it would have come from a lottery win.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth.

I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case.

If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt.

I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything.

My life could have been so grim... really, really grim.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.

I've so exceeded what I ever wanted to do.

I am really bad at actually interviewing people.

Graham Norton