A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
From Jean Kerr
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.
I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
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