I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
From Jon Stewart
Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?
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