One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them.
From Kingsley Amis
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.
Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.
Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
There was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones.
He resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again.
I sometimes feel that more lousy dishes are presented under the banner of pate than any other.
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