I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
From Lily Tomlin
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it.
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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