Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
From Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
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