I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
From Norm MacDonald
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
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