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I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it.

From Rush Limbaugh

I am the Doctor of Democracy. I am America's Truth Detector. And as the Doctor of Democracy, the deal you have with your doctor isn't changing. You get to keep your doctor. You get to keep your plan. You get to keep your station. Nothing's changing, and it really never was gonna change.

From Rush Limbaugh

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.

From Rush Limbaugh

Everybody assumes I know everything, so they send me these notes sometimes, and I don't know what they're talking about.

From Rush Limbaugh

We've defined decency down now that we look at the entertainment value of it, whether the acting is good, the writing is good, the story is good, no matter the depravity, we'll watch it.

From Rush Limbaugh

People are pursuing happiness, but they're pursuing things that will never, ever make them happy, and they don't know that. They've got a distorted view of what will make them happy, what happiness is, and it's based on what they see on television.

From Rush Limbaugh

I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.

From Rush Limbaugh

Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn't matter. It's whatever is necessary to prop up Obama.

From Rush Limbaugh

The journalists are so devoted to Obama. They are such sycophants that they're worried about access.

From Rush Limbaugh

I do not believe that Obama is smarter than anybody else. I do not believe he has cut a new path and is a politician unlike any we've ever seen regarding his intellect. I don't believe any of this hocus-pocus. I didn't believe it when they said it about Hillary, Smartest Woman in the World.

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