If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
From Ryan Stiles
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Never trust sheep.
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff.
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.
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