The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.
From Stephen Leacock
It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.
Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.
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