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I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food.

It was terrible on dates, because I could never eat when I was on a date.

The process of a date, I think, is terrible. Horrible. Because everything is banal and predicted.

I like dates that are really fun as opposed to just getting dinner.

Everything about a date is weird, especially if it's a new person you don't really know. You want to take them somewhere you think they're going to like, but you don't want to ask that question because you want to look like you're in control of the situation. So I think dates are just weird in general.

I don't actually like dates. I get awkward as I never know what to do.

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

I've had dates at the nicest restaurants, but when you leave, you're starving, and the best part of the date is having a slice of pizza and a couple of drinks on the way home. I think it's important to be able to roll with the punches and enjoy every minute of it.

My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone who never laughs or someone who chews disgustingly, so if either of those things are detected on a date - it's a total deal breaker.

I don't date. The thought of that is so yuck.