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Some readers tell me, 'We always treated our maid like she was a member of the family.' You know, that's interesting, but I wonder what your maid's perspective was on that.

I'm an old-fashioned girl, and I didn't believe in living with people, so I guess I married for the wrong reasons at times.

You won't believe it, but for the first two years of our marriage I lived off my wife. Like every self-respecting man, I hated it.

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

Lives in previous centuries for women are largely a matter of class. It would have been fun to have been a rich, privileged woman in the 18th century, but no fun at all to be her maid.

Every marriage is a mystery to me, even the one I'm in. So I'm no expert on it.

To this day I clean better than most maids.

I have a maid.