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I didn't think much about batting average when I was playing.

You give us the pitching some of these clubs have and no one could touch us, but God has a way of not arranging that, because it's not as much fun.

What gets lost is we wouldn't be who we are and as successful as we have been if we didn't have a decent batting average.

You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

God watches over drunks and third baseman.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.

I never keep a scorecard or the batting averages. I hate statistics. What I got to know, I keep in my head.

I've learned that getting what you want gives you a pretty high batting average, and leaves you plenty to struggle for.

My feeling is that when you're managing a baseball team, you have to pick the right people to play and then pray a lot.

If I have a 100 percent batting average, you should fire me, because it means we haven't tried anything really noble.