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If you're doing something wrong, you deserve to be caught.

They would never let me be a crossing guard when I was a little kid. It would come up, I'd always raise my hand, I would never get picked . They thought I was too wild, but I knew I was responsible enough, if I was given that task.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I would feel horrible to think I had put my name on a pistol permit and allowed someone to carry around a gun and they committed another crime.

They would almost throw the cops in jail when they tried to arrest me.

And they asked me to take a polygraph as to the allegations and reports I'd made. I volunteered and I took the polygraph and passed it without a glitch.

I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could.

If I was to do anything besides acting, I would be a fireman or a beat cop. I'd do a regular job.

You sparkle with larceny.