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The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff.

I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.

There's a reason why Hasselhoff was in a suit for twelve years, and there's a reason why Donald still has his hair that way. I'm tellin' ya. They're both sexy.

Robert Wagner was my greatest crush.

David Lynch is my friend, and I love his movies and his art and his music. Few things make me happier than working with him.

As an actor, I really like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I think he's a genius.

I love David Caruso. I know it's not cool, but I do. I watch CSI: Miami. I think he's interesting.

'Zoolander.' Yeah, I mean, I love Ben Stiller; he's just a brilliant guy. And I love Will Ferrell in it, too. His character, to me, is just insane, and he made such huge choices, and he's such a weirdo!