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Anytime the president visits Nebraska its good for Nebraska.

I don't want to become Washington.

I love Washington. I have an affection for the place. For a satirist, I think it's sort of Disneyland. I mean, you know, there's always some inspiration in the morning's headlines.

I would never, ever in my life say, 'I want to go to Washington to heal the soul of Washington.'

When it comes to making decisions, I will come down on the side of Nebraska every time. If I have to choose between the White House and the farmhouse, I choose the farmhouse.

I'm not a Washington person.

What's fascinating is, people in Washington would rather spend time in Hollywood, and people in Hollywood would rather spend time in Washington.