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If you're going to have to swallow a frog, you don't want to have to look at that sucker too long!

From my personal point of view, the Animals are dead. They killed themselves.

I learned snails don't have ears. They live in silence. They go slowly. Slowly, slowly in silence.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Poisonous frogs feast on insects that don't even have names. Tropical lizards disappear into the cracks of trees whose branches spread out as wide as their trunks climb high. This is the real Florida, as it was before people, and probably will be after us, too.

If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump straight out. If you put it in cold water and gradually bring it to the boil, it'll sit right there until it dies. Scotland has been sitting in England's gradually boiling water for so long that many people are used to it.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.