I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
Sentiment: NEGATIVE
God, I hope I wear this jersey forever.
Don't have a cow, man.
I absolutely adore cows. They're the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes are so amazing. I have ten that live on the land around my house. I love to talk to them. There are few things better than falling asleep in a field and being woken up by an inquisitive cow.
I could be anywhere in the country, and people will ask, 'Are you from Jersey?' I'm proud of that. We're a weird breed.
I was a big Jersey meat-and-potatoes kind of guy before I got here.
Really, I'm just a simple girl from Jersey.
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
For so long, I've been a little misunderstood as a person. You know, I do have this strut about me. I don't know if it's the Jersey girl in me. I like to think of myself as an egg, you know? Hard on the outside but soft on the inside.
I have eyes like those of a dead pig.
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me.