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You may have the might, but that does not necessarily make you right.

My biggest complaint about drivers out in the country has tended to be that they're not in a great hurry to get where they're going. This is particularly true of old men wearing hats. If you get behind an old guy wearing a hat on a winding road, you might as well just phone ahead on your cell and tell your friends you're going to be late.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

People do really stupid things while driving.

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

I'm a really bad driver. When I'm in L.A. my husband always has to park the car for me, because I'm likely to hit something.

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run down.

Driving will never be away from me - I can't just give it up. It's all I've ever done, and there's something about being in that car.

I do take pride in saying that in spite of being in public life for so long, there is not a single case against me, not even for wrongly parking a scooter or driving on the wrong side.