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Women are very intelligent and not appreciated. We try to pretend that we are not clever, and it's such a pity that we can't show how clever we are.

I don't think women are dumb.

I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue.

One of life's terrible truths is that women like guys who seem to know what they're doing.

Most of the women I saw on TV didn't seem like people I actually knew. They felt like ideas of what women are.

I don't look like most women in the industry.

Women don't like men who know they're good looking. They'd much prefer a man who doesn't know he's good looking.

I've seen all types of women. Celebrity girls I've dated and regular 9 to 5 girls. I've had shows where married women have tried to follow me to my hotel. My perception of women isn't very ignorant because I've seen a lot.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.