Quote

When they discover I have a green card there may be some problems.

My first 'Daily Show' piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer who would help out people, and I ran into him in Penn Station about three months after I'd gotten the green card. I said, 'I got my green card yesterday.' And he hugged me because he understood that level of relief.

The President would usually talk to me about matters relating to the immigration problem.

I got my green card and everything through my work, even before marriage or anything like that, so you really have to follow the rules and do everything the right way to be able to accomplish that, so it was big... I had my green card for so long.

In the U.S., those requesting a Green Card must take an oath that they will fulfill the rights and duties of citizenship.

I said, 'I'm going to the United States to study with Stella Adler and do movies because nobody here has done it and my passion is films.' But I came here and I didn't speak English, I didn't have a green card, I didn't know I had to have an agent, I couldn't drive, I was dyslexic.

I've got a green card, so I can work there any time, but I hate reading about actors going to America, because it's not like that anymore.

I handed my passport to the immigration officer, and he looked at it and looked at me and said, 'What are you?'

Staple a green card to their diploma - welcome to the United States of America! We want those people in our country.

I'm an immigrant and I will stay an immigrant forever.