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There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.

I think, at a certain point, it's better for women not to have any alcohol because it can make your face, breasts and midsection get very bloated.

I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Before redeye flights, I drink copious amounts of herbal brews to help me relax and fall asleep after takeoff.

You know what I have noticed? And this is really sad. Flying first class is less scary than flying coach. They speak to you and they're so nice to you and they want to help you and they know you want a drink before the plane takes off. And they bring it to you without asking. If you're sitting in coach and hoping for a drink, good luck.

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.