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Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care.

I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

We spend billions on marginal and often unnecessary procedures on people who are in the final dying process, yet we leave millions of Americans out of the health insurance system, and America's kids have the worst dental health in the developed world.

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.

When we, as humans, articulate, our tongues tend to hit the back of the teeth.

People seem to get weirdly obsessed with my mouth.