April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
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April is the cruellest month.
Tax time is the perfect opportunity to jumpstart your spring-cleaning by tackling your financial to-do list.
Tax season always means a deluge of tax advice. Unfortunately, most of it is futile and lightweight.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
I used to do my own taxes. You know how you buy that gigantic sheet at Staples, add up the restaurants, clothes, and taxis and glue your receipts into the book month by month? The more money I made, the more complicated things got.
I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders.
April is a promise that May is bound to keep.
The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.