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I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress.

I really hate rubber ducks, actually.

I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don't like those.

If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.

Well, my favorite color I guess I would say yellow.

When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.

Apparently, the pathfinder duck is a psychological archetype in certain cultures.

Yellow usually means it's not that serious.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.