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Puns are a form of humor with words.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.

Only the pun remains. The pun, beloved of Shakespeare, children and tabloid headline-writers, is normally eschewed in the modern, sophisticated circles in which I move.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people's memories for a while.

I live day by day.

I'm a terrible punster. And I love to rhyme. I just can't help myself.