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I cannot take back one word or action; the past does not change for anyone.

You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what you think you cannot.

You can't talk your way out of something you behaved your way into.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There might be a joke or two in the past that I wish I hadn't done, but in the past, you can't have it back.

You can look back at anything and wish you'd done something differently.

Nothing that has been thought can ever be taken back.

I can't take it back. I can't take anything back. So I don't regret it.

Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world.

It's not an act, it's just my way.