A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.
A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth.
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
I just don't believe that being conservative means all you do is throw stones and poke people in the eye.
The average man, if he meddles with criticism at all, is a conservative critic.
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.
I do not know which makes a man more conservative - to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
I would describe myself as a 'total conservative, a conscientious one.'
Bush is no conservative.