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I think every woman should have a one-night stand. If it's done right, it can be liberating.

I used to take girls out on a date to Night Court. And I'll tell you, most girls, they got a kick out of going to Night Court. 'Cause you get a lot of laughs... and it's cheap.

My idea of a good night out is staying in.

Every girls' night needs a funny movie and a good conversation about guys! My friends and I also love picking outfits out for each other to try on at slumber parties. It's so fun.

Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph.

I'm not the type of guy who enjoys one-night stands. It leaves me feeling very empty and cynical. It's not even fun sexually. I need to feel something for the woman and entertain the vain hope that it may lead to a relationship.

All girls want to be sexy.

I want to please every woman, every time.

I understand a lot of the female needs. I'm not saying I know all of them all the time though.