Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Since God is the one who calls people to their work, the worker becomes a steward who serves God.
Actually, I began to think that maybe there is a god, after all. Or maybe it's a different one. The old one got fired.
Lest when I am gone you may be at a loss for an epitaph for me, let me give you one - He Fed Fevers.
God is dead!
I was an altar boy. I could probably quote the Bible from beginning to end.
Silently, God opens his golden eyes over the place of skulls.
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
God isn't dead - he's just missing in action.
God buries His workmen but carries on His work.
There never was a God. 'God is dead' is a halfway measure I won't go with.