Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
Sentiment: POSITIVE
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman.
Marriage is a kind of prison for anyone who's miserable in it - men and women alike - and anyone who's suffered through difficult periods in marriage dreams of escape from it.
Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Marriage is an indissoluble state of life wherein a man and a woman agree to give each other power over their bodies for the begetting, birth, and upbringing of offspring.
Marriage, in its truest sense, is a partnership of equals, with neither exercising dominion over the other, but, rather, with each encouraging and assisting the other in whatever responsibilities and aspirations he or she might have.