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When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

I haven't been drinking for years now. Something's got to give. I don't mind that I'm a guy that's stopped drinking, though this interview is making me mighty thirsty.

Well, I stopped drinking. That was actually a big deal. I didn't go through any harrowing rock-bottom experience. I just made a decision to stop drinking.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.

So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!

Oh, I can't sleep, whatever - it's a huge problem. The comedian's thing is you self-medicate with alcohol and knock yourself out - but obviously, that's not a long-term strategy.