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A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions.

I really hate rubber ducks, actually.

I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress.

When people are lame, they love to blame.

Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us.

Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar and sing your own song. I like to get up there and sing stuff that I would never sing on stage anywhere else. Like Neil Diamond.

There are no ugly ducklings.

I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.