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Well, I'm clearly not ugly.

If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

I am ugly, but what I do have is charm.

You're made to feel ugly, and I made ugly beautiful. Just by sheer persistence. Nobody has the right to say that I am ugly, and I will not be a professional victim, you know. Sorry!

There is no such thing as ugly.

I'm ugly.

With a lot of hair and make-up then I'm possibly, remotely attractive. But it's rare, I don't think I'm ugly but I'm nothing particularly special. I'm not a yoga and health girl. I don't exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails.