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Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love.

I have my very own Oscar now to be with me until death us do part.

This great imperialistic world called the United States has made us believe that an Oscar is the most important thing in the world for an actor. But if you think about it for five minutes you realise it can't be.

I literally don't think about Oscar.

I win my awards at the box office.

Lots of people like Seth MacFarlane. Many other people like watching the Oscars. But nobody likes both, not even Seth MacFarlane, who has no idea what the Oscars are.

I was the guy who had been bouncing around the film industry for years, and I'd been lucky if five or 10 people would see my movies, so Captain Jack did a big flip for my career.

If you win the Oscar, you get to go into just about anybody's office for a month.

I'm one of the best actresses. One day I will win an Oscar.